whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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