This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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