But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
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I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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