So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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