I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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