No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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