So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
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Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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