windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
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Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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