We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
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Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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