there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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