dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
My boob is missing a layer of skin
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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