I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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