You just made me feel so damn special
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
