maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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