You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
We are two peas in an std pod
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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