Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Randomize
