shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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