READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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