adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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