Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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