i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
her facebook's as public as her vagina
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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