You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
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just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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