I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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