Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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