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• (586): View more from Michigan

  But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?

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  Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy

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• (979): View more from Texas

  we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her

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  These 19 Men’s Fashion Mistakes are Unforgivable, According to Women

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• (925): View more from California

  Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed

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• (850): View more from Florida

  idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...

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• (646): View more from New York

  I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.

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