But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.