he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Sober January is a disaster.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Dear god my vagina.
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