In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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