Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
