so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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