seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I wish life had little blips of pornography
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
