You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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