Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
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Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
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I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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