Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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