I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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