Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
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Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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