He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
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I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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