I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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