is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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