Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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