the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
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I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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