Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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