I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
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You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
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