I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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