theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Never joke about your clitoris.
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