Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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