Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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