i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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