Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
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We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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