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  I'm drunk

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  Is that why you're texting me

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  Yes

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• (714): View more from California

  Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  omg. MEgabus. stoned.

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  Theres these two guys talking.

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• (914): View more from New York

  He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.

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