DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!