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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling

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• (954): View more from Florida

  You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.

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  Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo

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• (858): View more from California

  I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?

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• (707): View more from California

  My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.

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• (607): View more from New York

  I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

  (315): View more from New York

  Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up

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