Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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Also, beer. Big fan.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.