do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
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you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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