Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
There's always time for handjobs
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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