she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
This house was built for laser tag.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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