She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I will be naked everywhere
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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