There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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